JOKE OF THE WEEK

JOKE OF THE WEEK

By Oghene Kevwe Junior Okorosobo

Who's the dumbest?

(1) A Ugandan who goes to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.

(2) A Nigerian who removes his shoes to enter a taxi

(3) A Kenyan who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he has slept.

(4) A Tanzanian who watches news on Tv and waves at a news reader

(5) A Zambian nurse who wakes up a sleeping patient simply because he forgot to give him sleeping pills

(6) A South African who lowers his Tv volume because he wants to read a text message

(7) A Ghanaian who sprays himself insecticide to chase away mosquitoes

(8) A Zimbabwean who polishes his shoes to take a passport size photo...