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Wednesday, 9 April 2014

JOKE OF THE WEEK


Posted by Solomon Chidi Eze

Armed boko haram members
entered a church
while the service was going on. They
asked the ushers to close every
door and window so that nobody
will escape. They counted the number of
worshipers and they were 150.

They told them they would kill 100
out of these 150 members but in an
alphabetical order of names starting
with the pastors.
They approached
the senior pastor asking: what’s your
name?
Pastor said Zechariah Zwingina.
The next pastor said Zebede Zacheus,
The third pastor said Zemmanuel
Zwiliams.

They approached the elders. The
first one said Zarepath Zolomon.
The next one said Zalade Zomorin.
The next one said Zetunji
Zolusegun Zesther, Zimilehin.
They approached the choir and the first
chorister out of fear pointed to the
organist and said his name is
Abraham Ahmadu.

The Organist screamed she
is a liar. My name is Zabraham
Zahmadu.


If you were in the congregation, what
will be your name?

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