JOKE OF THE WEEK

JOKE OF THE WEEK 

BY KAREEM MOHAMMED

TITLE: A CONVERSATION BETWEEN AIDS & EBOLA

ORIGINAL VERSION

AIDS: Bros na wah for you oo, you just
come everybody they fear you like death,
where you get ur own from.

EBOLA: Ha ha ha, I been tell u that time naa,
say make you wait ,make you neva

commot, you no gree, u rush come out, e
no tey doctors tidy you... but see me now,
the patient dog, eats the fattest bone.

AIDS: na wahoo, everybody dey fear oo, no
body dey nea rperson wey you catch oo,
but me, if i catch someone, no one go
send, people go dey even chop wit am,
hug am, even'sleep'with am sef, without
issue.

EBOLA: Bros i ready come, u know native
doctor wey do dis juju for me? I dey
pursue somebody sef even if him don
die...u no fit carry person wey I kill from
state to state like that oo.

AIDS: Even hospital sef dey fear you oo, if
dem carry your victim come hospital, d
hospital don close be that, bt me,everybody
go dey go normally like say i no dey there
sef.

EBOLA: Bros, no be me do u oooooo, na
only you waka come naaa.

AIDS: Your case tire me ooo, I wan be like
you oo, you just make me look like nothing
now. Even me dey fear you cos you fit
catch me sef........but know sey, all these
Virus you are sharing, remember that
'diar is God oooooo:

ENGLISH VERSION

AIDS: excuse me sir, what’s your problem?

You just appeared and everyone is afraid

of you like our master; Death, where did

you get yours from?

EBOLA: Ha ha ha, I told you that time to be

Patient and that you shouldn’t appear yet

But you didn’t listen because you were in a

hurry. It wasn’t long before doctors found

your cure. But check me out….. the patient

dog eats the fattest bone

AIDS: I envy you. Look how everybody is

afraid of you. People cannot come close to

one another because they will catch you,

but me, if I catch someone, everyone gives

a blind eye. I have become like malaria.

People eat with me, hug with me and even

sleep with me without thinking twice.

EBOLA: sir, I took my time to appear, even

the native doctor who prepared this for me

is dead. look, You cannot carry someone

that I killed from one state to another not to

talk of country. I am the bomb.

AIDS: even the hospitals are afraid of you,

anyone who come in there with you, that

hospital must shut down. But me, everybody

goes into the hospital with me just like he has

headache.

EBOLA: Sir, I am not the cause of your problem,

you appeared alone. Thinking you are the best.

Sorry!

AIDS: i want you to be my mentor. You just made

me look stupid. I feel useless. I am also afraid of

you because if you catch me, I will die. But all this

virus you are sharing, remember that there is God 

and you will soon be like me.